so unfucking helpful, LITERALLY SO FUCKING UNHELPFUL. (and hilarious)

I google searched ‘best node.js framework 2016’. The first result was…

First result: Top 26 frameworks in node.js

https://colorlib.com/wp/node-js-frameworks/

wtf, you put on 26 frameworks on this list of “TOP” frameworks. Clearly you haven’t done any work to narrow it down. If I created a framework today, it’d probably hit your list. Completely shit list.

Fourth result: Languages and frameworks you should learn in 2016

http://tutorialzine.com/2015/12/the-languages-and-frameworks-you-should-learn-in-2016/

Are you fucking kidding me? You just recommended I learn

ONE OF… Python 3, Go, PHP 7, ES2015, Node.js, Swift, TypeScript

AND…

ONE OF… Angular 2, React, Ember.js, Vue.js, Polymer, Web Components, Service Workers

AND…

ONE OF… Bootstrap, MDL, Foundation, SASS, LESS, PostCSS

AND…

ONE OF… A full stack backend framework, AWS Lambda, A static site generator

AND…

ONE OF… Learn one of these: Redis, RethinkDB, MySQL/MariaDB, PostgreSQL

AND…

ONE OF… Learn one of these: Ionic, React Native, Meteor

AND…

ONE OF… Learn one of these: Atom, Visual Studio Code, NPM, Git

Ok, yea, I’m going to learn Python 3, React Native, RethinkDB, rails, Web Components and NPM. Because that would a lot of fucking sense. I’m beginning to realize the complete downfall of content. Content is not king. It’s gotta be content with context. This post had a lot of content, no context. The post was COMPLETE SHIT AND UNHELPFUL TO ALL. Maybe I should go out and learn LESS cuz that’s been dying for the last 4 years and be a terrific waste of my time.. Jesus.

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