Like Pissing In The Ocean

Have you ever pee’d in the ocean? I have, and I’ve never regretted it. It’s great every time. If you'r concerned about where this post is going, don’t worry, I will relate this to coding, so just be prepared. If you’ve pissed in the ocean, I’m here to say, good for you! Go piss in the ocean again because pissing in the ocean doesn’t make a difference because the amount of pee you add to the ocean in comparison to the amount of water in the ocean, is so small. Some environmentalists may nay-say and argue if everyone pissed in the ocean it would make a difference, especially if they bring up the idea of micro climates and how a small amount of pee could injure a micro climate. But shit…. I’m not here to debate about pissing in the ocean, it’s just a fucking analogy. But for a second, can you imagine how much piss a blue whale would pee into the ocean each time they pee? I imagine it’s massive! Does one of their pees makeup an entire lifetime of my pee? … Do whales even pee?

Well I found the answer. Yes Whales pee.

To say the least, I’m less than impressed by the amount of flowage coming from the whale. I was expecting more, a lot more.

Anyways, how does this relate to coding? I just removed a bunch of code from my application, and refactored some out. I removed 56 lines from my seeds file. Unfortunately that file contains 28,890 lines. In the grand scheme, the amount of lines I removed is like pissing in the ocean, but damn, it felt great.

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